Wednesday, July 13, 2011

another cellulite saga?

i was talking to joy while she was at the pc.

as usual, my tummy was exposed coz my home t-shirt was a tad shorter.

"yee...what's that?" she yelped.

"what, fats lah!" i remarked.

"no, it looks like cellulite!" she retorted.

"hello, that's not cellulite. it's stretch mark! hvnt u seen them before?" i grieved in reply.

"no, mom, what stretch mark? i never saw them before!" joy retaliated in disbelief.

"thks to you and claire lah, stretch my stomach lining so much until like that!" i replied in singlish.

yes, all mothers have stretch marks. i always say, no matter how well a woman maintains her waist and body, the stretch marks are the inevitable marks left of their pregnancy memories.

well, that explains why we can't wear low-cut bikini...i mean, besides the tummy fats, there's also the issue of 'cellulite', in joy's definition.

1 comment:

  1. Believe it or not, I dun have a single stretch mark on me. maybe all those belly oil really helps!

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